What is janmas?
Janmas is the holiday to restore sanity.
Janmas frees humans of all religions from the consumption, stress, travel, and reckless spending and pressure of modern holidays.
January 25th. Skip everything traditional, and then celebrate Janmas on the 25th of January.
Flights are empty. Hotels are empty. Gifts are 50% off--if you're buying retail. If you have to buy presents for children? They love you--you're the only one with a present that day, week, or MONTH.
Why janmas?
Stressless Holidays.
Holidays are meant to be a vacation. Western consumerism has run rampant and drains the soul, bank accounts, and sanity of a depleted population. The Janmas Bear says "no more, friend."
No December 25th pressure
Is it some guys birthday, 2--ish thousand years ago in the desert? Sure, neato. We don't have to pay retail for that. Some people wandered around with bad lighting? Shouldn't cost me more today. If they had Google Maps--Hanukkah would be about 49 minutes long.
Travel with ease
January 25th is the quietest week of the year for American travel. There are no holidays. There are no sporting events. Planes and Hotels are empty, and are 1/5 the the price of December.
Why pay retail?
December 25th was someone else's birthday. Why should you pay retail? Everything is 50% less the next day. In Janmas spirit, gifts are best when they are used, returned, or 2nd hand.
Children appreciate your presents more
Did your friends/family copulate and create children you are now morally obliged to purchase trinkets for? How rude! Find out what the child WANTED but didn't GET.Its the only present they get that day, week, or Month. Boom.
WIN THE HOLIDAYS
Offer to work through the Holidays and "take one for the team." Gain esteem in the office, overtime, and no, the "McGruder Account" isn't magically going to close on Dec 24th. Then take 2 weeks for Janmas. Win the Holidays. Drink Rum. Eat Pineapples.